Monday, July 30, 2012

Being pregnant and staying classy

Being pregnant is one of the things that seperates women from men. It's feminine, womanly, and so on. But at the same time, Being pregnant is the LEAST flattering, girly, lady-like things that can ever happen to you. Here is why: you're lucky if you can cross your legs, you sweat non-stop and stink because of it, you get swolen fingers and feet and can't wear jewelry or heels because of it, your hair is frizzier, acne, you can burp louder than anyone, you can barely shave your legs, you can't pick something up off the ground without awkwardly bending over, you constantly have dark circles under your eyes because no sleep is ever enough, you stuff your face with food non-stop, .... I think you get the picture. Being pregnant is not classy.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Small Town

My husband brought to my attention the other day that our little girl will have to say "Small Town", Texas when asked where she was born. For some reason, that never crossed my mind before! I'm so sorry baby girl.